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Candace makes me angry
So this girl Candace is amazing but lets be honest.....she kills me....I mean I called her today and I said "Hey i'm going to taco bell do you want to come" and she said that she was writing a paper and so I say "do you want me to bring you back something to eat?" and Candace is like oh yes.....I would like a coke because I am going to be up all night. So I go to taco bell and Candace calls me and asks me to pick up a drink for Bri and so me being all nice and shit I do... so well I carry this HUGE ass drinks from Woodson parking lot to BZ were I find Bri leaving me a f*#%! note saying that she is going to wal-mart and Candace is at ketner.... So here's the thing...if someone is going to buy you something shouldn't you be in the place that you are initially at? Or at least call that person....and what did Candace think that I was going to follow her around the F*** campus.

top ten reasons why candace makes me angry:

10.) she always says the word "funsies" even though it's Daniel's words

9.) She never stays in one place and she leaves me a lot and it makes me feel like I should kill myself

8.) She just smells bad

7.) She is never mean to anyone and it pisses me off

6.) she makes me buy her taco bell and then i walk all over campus looking for her

5.) She messed up Beth's performance in audition technique because she does not understand the concept of interviewing

4.)after i buy her taco bell she leaves me for sheldon (of all people) to go sit on the couches...and she doesn't bring the f ing taco bell

3.) she never answers her phone

2.) SHE NEVER LISTENS TO ME...whenever we are talking and a boy walks by she just ignores me... all of the time

1.) she still has all of my cds and she hasn't listened to most of them.

Things you don't know about Candace

~ she really hates everyone...we will sit in her room and she will talk about all of the people she hates and then be completely nice to them to their face.

~ she will sit on the computer and get angry at someone and yell at who ever is in the room about the person on line and then she will be nice to the person on line

~ she doesn't wear pants to bed

~ she only knows one song from RENT

~ she secretly is a lesbian

~ She doesn't participate in stage right beauty shop any more (ali k. knows what i'm talking about)

~ and the number one thing you don't know about candace is that she is a man and her name is really Cantaloupe

But for real I love Candace
TIF

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